African capitals

 

 

Grand Mosque, Ouagadogou

A camel from OUAGADOUGOU
Was vexed to find grit in his shoe.
Than the sands of BURKINA
There are none cleaner
But it stuck to his foot just like glue

 
Chad flag A small girl from N'DJAMENA
Is lost. Has anyone seen her?
She lives with her dad
In the west of CHAD
And worry is making him leaner.
 
Boat on the Congo river The Democratic Republic of CONGO
Is rarely the subject of song-o
Tourists seldom get
To KINSHASA: it’s wet
And the journey is awfully long-o.
 
Pyramids, Cairo In EGYPT we'll start off in CAIRO
Then visit the pyramids also,
On a trip down the Nile
We'll see crocodile
And temples as we go with the flow.
 
Downtown Nairobi

In KENYA a man in NAIROBI
Was chased by a lion up a tree
He didn't come down
'Till the lion left town,
Missing breakfast, dinner and tea!

 
Mosque, Tripoli

A foolish young woman from TRIPOLI
Was desperate to meet Colonel Gaddafi
She bought a green bag,
Like the LIBYAN flag,
And shouted "Hey! please notice me".

 
Black and white ruffed lemur The island of MADAGASCAR
Is home to all sorts of lemur.
They live in trees
So go if you please
To ANTANTANARIVO and learn more!
 
Mosque, Rabat An anorexic young man from RABAT
In MOROCCO decided that
Being too thin
Is surely a sin
So he ate couscous until he got fat.

 
Hippopotamus The great grey green greasy Limpopo
River lies north of MAPUTO
In MOZAMBIQUE
And if you seek
Hippo that's where you should go-go.
 
Yorouba shrine to Oshun, godess of rivers Don't say you're off to ABUJA,
'Cos people won't know if it's far.
Say NIGERIA
It's clear-ia
And do take the plane, not your car!
 
KHARTOUM’s the big place in SUDAN
(Though they battled once at Omdurman).
The Blue and White Niles
Water hundreds of miles
But it’s dry in the north -it’s Saharan.
 
Black rhinos

If you want to climb Kilimanjaro,
To DAR ES SALAAM you must go.
Still in TANZANIA
Zanzibar is near
If you fly, but not if you row!

 
Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe Those that succeed in HARARE
Are supporters of Robert Mugabe
He doesn’t care
About free and fair
Elections: he rules ZIMBABWE.

 
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